PASTYMAN IS A BREEDING CULT

Rumours that the ancient tribe of half man- half pastie folk were a figment of comedian Bob Williamson's imagination were completely smashed today when a second dismembered head was unearthed and was pronounced to be FEMALE!
A spokesman for Max Clifford said the idea was to send her to California where she would fit right in with all the old film stars and rich widows who are so full of Botox that they look exactly like her. English Heritage are to launch a campaign to keep both her and Pastyman in this country. Fears of a coup by the pasty folk against humans were being monitored by a group of freedom fighter based around Greenhalgh's pie shop, in Bolton, where the pastyfolk were thought to have originated.
" Now that a female has been found, it means there could be thousands of children" said one of the guerrillas known only as Meatloaf just minutes before he was carried away by the men in white coats.
This is thought to be the finest archaeological find since 1922 when Tutankahmun was discovered by Carter, before he went off to join Reagan in ITV's THE SWEENEY

CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN, IT'S ONLY A BLOG!

What the Dickens is going on here? I nip into Bolton to feed the lions on the town hall steps and when I return, I find that the page has been infiltrated by members of the terrorist wing of the KER-PLUNK PLAYERS FREEDOM FIGHTERS who are staging a civil war on my blog. I set up this meeting place along the lines of the 1960's flower children ethos of free love, non violence, free love, jokes, funny rhymes, comedy songs......and free love. So can we call a halt to the name calling and concentrate on having fun (and free love), Many thank yous to Pam who has gone for a long lie down. Remember the words of Bob Dylan: How many roads must a man walk down before he'll admit that he's lost.